Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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