I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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