i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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