Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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