How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
