If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Randomize