Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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