...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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