:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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