I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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