If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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