I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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