Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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