Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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