Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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