I wannas sexs uuuuu
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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