no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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