You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It was confusing and full of hummus
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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