My hand turned me down
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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