I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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