I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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