the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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