I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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