dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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