he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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