Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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