Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Randomize
