is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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