pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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