So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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