so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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