Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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