I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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