how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You were trust falling into bushes
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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