we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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I need you to use more vowels.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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