Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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