if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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