Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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