North Korea, Best Korea!
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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