I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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