would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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