Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
"it" just moved
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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