You work out of a Hotel?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
