we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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