Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
how drunk are you?
Several
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
