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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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