shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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