guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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