dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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