Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
there's paper in my vomit.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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