yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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