just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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