i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
