I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
This baby is an asshole
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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