I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She even gives head with a lisp.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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