Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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